The criminals wouldn’t charge the criminals.
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Jenny Beth Martin, the co-founder of the Tea Party Patriots, told Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren Tuesday she is outraged after a report claimed Monday the FBI is not planning to file criminal charges in the IRS targeting scandal.

Martin said on “On the Record” the lack of charges despite the amount of evidence that suggests the IRS lied under oath is “absolutely outrageous,” and questioned the veracity of the investigation.

“It only leads us to the point where we can make guesses about their motives,” she said. “Why are they protecting the IRS? Why aren’t they getting to the bottom of it? If they don’t truly do a real investigation of this there are always going to be doubts and it is not good for the trust between the governors and the governed.”