The Tsarnaev brothers, who were invited to live in the United States and to marry American women by the nice people in Boston, repaid the kindness by murdering three of their supposed peers.

Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is going to find out sooner than he expected whether jihadis get 72 virgins or 72 white grapes.

The experiment was announced today by Attorney General Eric Holder.

“After consideration of the relevant facts, the applicable regulations and the submissions made by the defendant’s counsel, I have determined that the United States will seek the death penalty in this matter,” Holder announced. “The nature of the conduct at issue and the resultant harm compel this decision.”