New version of green eggs and ham.
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Former Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin closed out CPAC 2014 with her typical blend of enthusiasm and goofy humor, getting big laughs by riffing on Senator Ted Cruz’ famous reading of “Green Eggs and Ham” during his filibuster. Palin rewrote Dr. Seuss a bit to deliver her version:
I do not like this health care scam
I do not like these dirty crooks
Or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals
I do not like their crony deals
I do not like this spyin’, man
I do not like “oh yes we can.”
I do not like your spending spree
We’re smart, we know there’s nothing free
I do not like reporters’ smug replies
When I complain about their lies
I do not like this kind of hope
And we won’t take it – nope, nope, nope!