Sound melodramatic? Take a stroll through social media sites.
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In the creeping corners of organic vegetable stands and the shadows of specialty stores lurks a very disturbing creature. Willowy in form with daunting pale skin, it sniffs and picks through an assortment of produce, eyeing each one like a hawk.

“Monsanto,” someone murmurs.

Just a whisper of the company’s name is enough to send the sallow, beady-eyed creatures to the darkest corners of the organic produce section. “Monsatin,” they hiss back, clinging to a GMO-free bag of lentils in efforts to ward off evil.