Lot’s of deadly things waiting to get you in the rain forest….
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Ebola is on the rampage, with nearly 700 dead and two American missionaries infected in the worst outbreak in history. Ebola — that’s the incurable disease that causes your entire body to hemorrhage until you bleed death from every orifice. That hurts. Raising the question: How the hell do you get Ebola?
In short, the rain forest. This time, probably fruit bats living in the rain forest. Because while the 20 or so outbreaks since the insanely infectious disease was first discovered in 1976 have all been contained, the virus lives on in the deep, dark wood, just waiting for some poor schmuck to wander in and see what’s up.