A man asks court to keep the Almighty away. Claims God is being mean to him. Wondering who would serve the papers? The petitioner, who was not named, noted that he had tried to obtain a restraining order from local police with no luck. The police did however send a patrol car to his home on 10 occasions. Well what do you know… Israel have their share of loons too.
An Israeli man has petitioned the Haifa Magistrate’s Court for a restraining order against God, claiming the Almighty has been particularly unkind to him.
The initiator of the request, a resident of the northern port city, represented himself in court, the Walla news site reported on Wednesday.
A protocol of the hearing noted that God did not turn up for the session, although it did not specify how the court determined the Omnipresent was not in fact there, as opposed to merely exercising the right to remain silent. More