Vanity fair is whining Captain America isn’t gay. By all means ignore the 97% of the population that is not gay and just pander to the minority. I say three cheers for heterosexual virility! Are we not allowed to have fun without the addition of SJWs? Is the next demand for Spider-Man to become a transgender Islamic black woman?

If you haven’t seen “Captain America: Civil War” yet, see it. It’s great, pretty much everyone who likes superhero movies agrees.

I saw it on opening weekend, during which the film bagged around $181 million, according to the Washington Times, and I was still basking in the warm afterglow of the latest awesome installment of the Marvel Cinematic Universe when Vanity Fair had to go and ruin it all by dragging my mind to places no Cap fan’s mind should go.

Vanity Fair’s one complaint? Cap and his friend Bucky Barnes aren’t gay. More at